A Life in Translation
“As long as I can ask for wine, I’ll be able to take on any challenge set before me.”
A Little Bit Magic
“Turbulence makes my stomach flip, in a good way.”
And then France happened…
“I think the person who knows us the best are in fact, ourselves.”
Boyfriend Challenged
“I’m not just a warm vagina, boys.”
Caffeinate Me
“What the crap is an Instagram? Do I want that?”
Chelsea Talks Smack
“I think more than often than not people surprise you”
City Girl in the Country
"I'm a born-and-raised city girl who has longed for country living since I was a small child."
Crissy, Queen of F*cking Everything
“The only one allowed to pee on the porn carpet is me and that’s only on Very Special Evenings with Mister.”
disORIENTed
"I got my nails done...I chose a fancy glittery color to match the town’s vibrancy."
Doniree
“I consider a cheese+bread+fruit plate to be a completely adequate dinner.”
Everything I Like Causes Cancer
“I credit the lack of a bra for the photo-op they did allow. Free Boob Fridays.”
Humanitravels
"Here to help you take the leap into volunteer travel"
Insert My Blog Name Here
“Your secrets are safe with me. My OWN, on the other hand, are not.”
Just a Small Town Girl
“The hard part paves the way to the good stuff”
Living in Harmony
“I love watching my girls play and grow together.”
Manderz Musings
“I love not being forced to put a great book down.”
Misadventures of M: Dating
“unsure she will make it out alive (i.e. without a hefty Rx of Xanax)”
MODG
“We’re still talking about the nursery, but this time at Hooters, with fire lasers”
More is Better
“If you don’t masturbate and have never seen an episode of The Jetsons, this post probably isn’t for you.”
My Life In a Nutshell…
“Sometimes I wonder why cars have signal lights if nobody uses them”
nicopolitan.com
“I’ve got an interesting post-post-modern version of the identity crisis.”
No Ordinary Rollercoaster
“I pretty much only drink so that I can consume gross amounts of calories guilt-free.”
No…Not Really
“Get out your slow cooker. Tell it how long you have missed it. Hug it.”
Over the Prairies and Far Away
“I am having a vacation hangover. In my wallet.”
Perks of Being a JAP
“I banged out a triple amount of the Vodka Sauce recipe, and proceeded to cut my finger on an open can, burn myself with spattering sauce, and almost light my kitchen on fire”
Rocket Shoes
“I’m not a drunk, I’m an environmentalist”
Sara Swears a Lot
“I was drunk so I’m pretty sure that means I can’t be held accountable”
Secret Society of List Addicts
“Super skinny jeans? Those are for ladies, and that’s not how I want to see your junk.”
Shallow and Very, Very Single
“I think my OCD just had an orgasm”
The Pop Eye
“The only blog run solely on unicorn power”
The Professional Hobo
“Adventures of a girl with no fixed address”
The Real MandyMoore
“I can think of things like tacos in VCR’s and not be looked at like I have the Ebola.”
The Southified Masshole
“I spent the better part of a day trolling around D.C. with my heiny hanging out”
These Words on My Lips
“Be yourself. No one else can be who you are. Believe it.”
To Be Determined
“Why wait for the sad, or expect the sad, when there’s so much to be happy about?”
Vibrations of a Vixen — Stories From Under The Sheets
“Maybe the reason crazy things happen to me is because I let them.”
wanderlust rehab
"I don't know where I'm going, I'm not even sure where I've been"
Whiskeymarie
“Don’t hire a handyman randomly off of Craigslist. Well, not unless you like walls built without the aid of a level.”
Who is Mich?
"I will be one of those people who at 90 years old will have a list of 42 jobs that I have held in my lifetime."
“I like seeing washed up stars make fools out of themselves in places I will never be at with more money than I can ever count”
Your Ill-Fitting Overcoat
“If you never question what you’re doing, you’re probably doing it wrong.”
